I think this is my favorite parody account right now.
art history meme • [4/5] movements/centuries
ancient islamic art + architecture
Let’s talk briefly about how gay Hallie was for tie-dye tomboy with the cool hair.
THIS HAD 15 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO SHOWER AN HOUR AGO
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
HUSKY PLAYING IN THE SNOW (⊙‿⊙✿)
Top Hockey Bromances : Steve Yzerman & Brendan Shanahan
"You know that’s not suggestive enough, Stevie. Yeah, flip me over and grind your hips a little, that’ll work. Be careful of your knee, though."
I’m an idiot. From now on, no matter what happens… if you wanna punch me in the face, or spit in my mouth while I’m asleep, it doesn’t matter. I’m always gonna be watching your back. I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light, like E.T. And the team needs somebody to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together.
::holds up lighter::
I ain’t the world’s best writer nor the world’s best speller
But when I believe in something I’m the loudest yeller
“Stetson Kennedy,” Woody Guthrie
If Woody Guthrie wrote a song about your merits, you freaking HAD them.
Stetson Kennedy: American Badass.
Probably the best post I’ve seen in a while.
"Five eleven" - people who think we have never seen pictures of this dude ever, for serious
Okay can we talk about Mercutio and Benvolio for a minute please?
Mercutio does not actually die on-stage. He is stabbed by Tybalt, makes a few puns and the odd dick joke (as one would), and then asks Benvolio to help him “into some house”. They go off-stage and Benvolio re-enters a few lines later (suspiciously few, in fact) to report Mercutio’s death.
Benvolio himself then promptly disappears from the play at the end of the scene.
Headcanon that Mercutio’s death was faked and that he and Benvolio are sitting happily on some tropical island together, sipping cocktails and making out.